Murder: don't forget gloves

Pick a target

Decide on a motive

Alibis / prosthetic noses are generally good ideas

Bring a 55 gallon oil drum to dissolve the body in

Shower in bleach beforehand to avoid leaving forensic evidence

Shave body

Scout out drop location

Make time to dig deep grave (note: read not shallow)

If you are going to rape the corpse, bring a condom! :-)

Never murder women or children, unless you really want to

Murder is best done at night

Murder any witnesses first to get practice

Being a political leader helps

Or being Dutch

Study other great killers to gain inspiration

Location, location, location

Make sure to videotape the murder if you want a memento

Kill the person

Don't forget to celebrate!